Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Huzzah! Now We Can All Enjoy Eliot Spitzer's Hooker

Evidently, she'd already "Gone Wild" during the days of her reckless youth.

MORE: Man, this just gets seedier and seedier:

[S]omeone thought to check his company's archives and, lo and behold, there are hours of tapes of said Kristen from 2003 when she traveled to Miami to celebrate her 18th birthday, got in a fight with her girlfriend, was thrown out of her hotel and happened to spend a week on the Gone Wild bus.

Why wouldn't the parent of any 18-year-old girl approve such a celebration?

Just doing the math here. This is 2008 and Kristen is said to be 22. So five years ago she would have been, oh, never mind.

EVEN MORE: I'm willing to bet that there are reporters at the New York Post who are going on their eighth or ninth consecutive day without sleep.

MORE YET: Oh, good God ...


Too Much Coffee said...

I'd never be able to keep up with the rapid pace of developments in this story. Thank you for your exceptional dedication and service in following it as it unfolds.

Jb said...

I do what I can because, as I'm sure you're aware, there simply isn't enough sex on the internets.