The Dramatis Personae

I just want to point out what an eccentric group of people L'Affaire Spitzer has brought together. We have:

* The Governor of New York

* Said governor's wife and family

* An aspiring pop singer

* A dirty hippie

* Someone who is not Michael Jordan

* The Duke of Westminister

* A young alumna of a swanky New Jersey high school

* Her Israeli-born financial consultant boyfriend/boss (who is almost 40 years her senior)

* At least seven more customers to be named later

* A handful of yet to be identified call girls

* A blind guy

* The staff at the New York Post (which has really gone above and beyond the call of duty doing the yeoman's work befitting such a fine publication during this whole mess)

* Sex Workers Action New York (SWANK) & Prostitutes of New York (PONY)

* An FBI that leaks like a sieve

* Stephen Colbert

* Laura Schlessinger

* The act of Human Coitus itself

If this show doesn't make it to Broadway in a year or so I will be very disappointed.

MORE: See, now this what I'm talking about!

MORE STILL: And now

* A minor league baseball team from Georgia