Friday, November 13, 2009

We Give Out Awards Too!!!!

I had an epiphany today: I don't give Kyle Maichle the respect he deserves. After all, he's an award-winning, blog camp attending go-getter who does things by the book and always gets his man.

So when we saw his spirited defense of his own award-winning commentary this afternoon, we decided to jump on the bandwagon and present him with an award of our own. Tonight we proudly present Kyle Maichle with the Chief's Inaugural Golden Knee Pads Award.

The Golden Knee Pads aren't just given out to any blogger. The Pads are presented to an up-and-comer who learns at the feet of his superior. We want to showcase a stand out blogger who really knows how to use his lips to win over others, someone with an flexible tongue that isn't afraid to really get in there and wipe clean all of the nooks and crannies of the opposition. Someone with the skill to spew out a mouthful of knowledge. Maichle and future recipients of the Golden Knee Pads are rough riders who can take a shot in the face and keep coming back for more, men who understand that quality is job number one and if that means using a little spit polish, then so be it.

So congratulations, Kyle! You're on roll of late, but we're sure the Golden Knee Pads are just the beginning of a long line of award-winning service you'll be providing to conservatives in power for many, many, many years to come!

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