Sunday, November 22, 2009

The Only "Going Rogue" Review You Need to Read

Behold:
Imagine watching your parents 69 one another while John Madden sits behind you and bellows out color commentary and you will have some idea of how excruciating and profoundly scarring it is to plow through each page of this wholly fictional monument to self-aggrandized mediocrity. Going Rogue is to the art of writing what the Holocaust is to the concept of a just God: the piece of disconfirming evidence so overwhelming that we are left questioning whether it can exist at all.
And that's just the beginning.

1 comment:

OSNW3 said...

What a visual. Man, John Madden is ugly. :)