"If only all Jew/Muslim conflicts could be solved in 10 rounds"

Good line:

Salita is an Orthodox Jew who observes the disciplines of his religion so strictly there are 70 religious holidays on which he refuses to box. He also will not fight on the Sabbath – which runs from Friday night until darkness on Saturday – and said once, "Anyone who wants a good whuppin' from me is going to have to wait until sundown."

[via Heeb]