What a Shitty Day to be a Republican

Man, the GOP got it's ass handed to itself today -- there's just no two ways around it. Let's look at the scoreboard:

• The Stimulus deal gets reached. (That was quick.) Nearly everyone who is not a Republican thinks Sens. Collins, Snow and Specter are more powerful today than they were last week ... and Republicans want their hides.

• Unions are going after vulnerable GOP congressmen ...

• ... And those GOP congressmen are responding like dipshits (seriously, Cantor's spokesman should be looking for a job tonight).

• They blew a chance at reclaiming the Virginia state senate because they couldn't keep their hands off the Twitter.

• Conservatives even took a hit in the Culture War with the Gov. of Utah -- Utah! -- coming out in favor of civil unions for gay couples.

Not exactly what I would call a stellar day at the office.

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