You Make the Call

If you haven't seen this Greatest Hits montage from Florida Panthers announcer Randy Moller, please spend the next four minutes doing so. Things like this were the reason why the internet was invented:



This is brilliant for Moller. Now millions of douchebags like me are going to be offering him so many goal + pop culture combo calls that he will never have to think up another one ever again. Like so:


Cory Stillman takes the puck across center ice. He's got a two-on-one fastbreak with Horton to his right. Stillman dishes to Horton. Horton winds up for a slapshot. Now passes to Stillman -- WHO SCOOOOOOOOOOOORES!!!!


IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!

And,


McLean with the puck behind the net. There's still another 45 seconds left in the Panther power play ... He's waiting for a lane to open -- now McLean centers it to Kreps, but the puck deflects off his skate right to Weiss -- WHO SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!!!! STEPHEN WEISS WITH A WRISTER TO THE THREE HOLE!!!!


GO DO THE VOODOO THAT YOU DO SO WELL!!!!

And,
Dvorak's all alone at the blue line with an empty net and he just gives the puck a kiss and ... HE SCOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!!!!


RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!

There. That's all I could come up with off the top of my head, but hopefully by now you can see how much more fun this activity would be, say, with a ton of booze.

Feel free to post your suggestions in the comments.