Some Unintentionally Hysterical Dead Horse Flogging for Your Amusement

Should Hillary Clinton win the White House, expect a run on codpieces:

At her radical core, Hillary Clinton is the candidate of female vengeance. Just as Martin Luther King's Civil Rights Movement has turned into its opposite --- the Racial Revenge Movement of Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson --- Hillary is riding the Gender Revenge movement, whipped up by ideological feminists over the last thirty years. Our colleges have become incubators for second and third-generation radicals, who spread the fervor of the enraged Left through American culture. Hillary was a star pupil of the Boomer Left in the Sixties and Seventies, the first generation to undergo that radicalization process. Radical indoctrination is not unlike Marine Corps boot-camp, but with the opposite outcome. Marines learn to sacrifice for the sake of the country; Leftists learn to sacrifice the country for their own concept of the greater good.

One of the most revealing facts is that Senator Clinton is surrounded by an inner circle of women only, her Amazon Battalion. Like the Irish in the 19th century, it seem that Males Need Not Apply. She is only able to trust women, having been burned over and over again by the man whose career she rode to power. Hillary needs her Amazon Battalion to control and protect her from men, even those in her own entourage.

I'm sorry, I must have missed the memo that my penis was in grave danger. Could someone forward that to me?

Thanks in advance.