Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Someone Needs to Hire a New Marketing Firm

I suppose I could take the high road and discuss the constitutional issues surrounding a public school district here in the Fox Valley having ties to a Christian, uh, beauty pageant (... or something?), but what fun would that be?

Instead, I just have to bring up the name of this fashion show: The Secret Keeper Girl Bod Squad Tour.

Is it just me, or does that sound kind of creepy? What is this "Secret" that these girls are keeping, and why must they not speak of it to the uninitiated? And the "Girl Bod Squad" really sounds like something one would see on Spring Break at South Padre Island -- hardly suitable for the target age group ...

Did anyone else shudder when they read that?

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