Thursday, September 27, 2007

Sensenbrenner: Be Prepared. Be Very Prepared

Giuliani's 9/11 Tourette's is contagious:

(Washington, DC) – Menomonee Falls Congressman Jim Sensenbrenner announced today the introduction of House Resolution 673, to recognize and underscore the importance of September as National Preparedness Month.

“My resolution highlights the importance of emergency preparedness by officially recognizing this month as National Preparedness Month, and encouraging all Americans to remain vigilant against the threat of a terrorist attack,” said Sensenbrenner.

“In 2001, we were blind-sided by a determined enemy, who had no qualms about taking innocent lives in order to further a vile and misguided agenda. Six years later, that enemy and agenda still exist, so I introduced H.Res. 673, to help ensure that Americans are not caught unprepared the next time terrorists attempt to wreak havoc against us.”

Next time? You mean you're planning on there being a next time?

Sensenbrenner’s Resolution supports the efforts of American citizens, and governmental and private entities to enhance the nation’s readiness for a terrorist attack, while encouraging all Americans to remain alert and be prepared for an emergency.

“As our soldiers bravely battle our enemies in Iraq and Afghanistan, it is the duty of citizens to remain prepared for the possibility of another catastrophic attack here on our soil. With this resolution, I call upon all Americans to take the necessary steps to protect themselves and their loved ones, from the crazed ideologues who seek to do us harm,” concluded Sensenbrenner.

"Crazed ideologues" seeking to do us harm really should be the theme of Tex's next campaign.

MORE: What's Tex doing jamming out to Japanese techno-synth? This has stop motion animation written all over it ...

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