Signs of, er, Progress?

For all of the billions of dollars that has been spent trying to divert kids from street gangs, the arms/narcotics trade, street violence it's good to see that effort finally paying off.

Slinging crack on the corner? That was so five years ago. Now all the hardcore kids are keeping their hands busy with mortgage fraud.

Inner city youth of America: forget the Wharton School. In ten years you will be required to flash your gang signs to be granted access to Goldman Sachs board meetings.