Thursday, March 12, 2009

The Party of Ideas

Wall Street is burning, so now is obviously the perfect time to have an argument over the semantics of one person's view of abortion.

Unemployment is sky-rocketing, so now would be a good time to lay more people off. (South Carolina's unemployment is 10+% by the way.)

Let's make a shitty, boring video consisting of nothing but down scrolling text and bagpipes wherein we declare the solution to the world's ills to be simply saying "That's your problem, not mine."

Let's make a shitty, boring radio ad for a race that's still two years out.

You know what will change people's minds? Bumper stickers.

Our ideas are just as timeless as the guys we have running for office.

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