Monday, July 2, 2007

Fritz Rhyner, Savior del Mundo

Mr. Rhyner's letter to the editor this morning was intriguing. It provided readers with a 3-point plan to solve all of America's domestic ills:

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery and alligators attacking people in Florida. Not me. I concentrate on solutions to the problems. It's a win-win situation.

1. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

2. Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

3. Put the alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like me to solve today?

Nuff said.

Who needs white papers, fiscal impact studies, legal briefings, and the support of popular opinion when you have logic that this, right?

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