I was Promised "Funny"

Can anyone explain to me how tripe like this is "funny" or "good humor," as it's purported to be by the author?

Where are the jokes? How is it satire? Just because it's dripping with self-indulgent sarcasm doesn't mean it's automatically comic ...

I understand that there's some kind of conflict between Oshkosh Corp. and neighborhood residents, but since the details of that disagreement have been entirely abandoned in favor of making the piece "funny," I'd like to know where the funny is.