Friday, January 29, 2010

Holden Caulfield Delivers the State of the Union

GOOD evening, Madame Speaker. I'm always saying "Glad to've met you" to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. But I'm not going to tell you my whole goddam autobiography or anything. I'll just tell you about this madman stuff that happened to me last year.

It started with the economy. Bailout. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.

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