Ah, Valentine's Day ... the most erotic day of the Hallmark Cards, Inc. fiscal calender.
If you're like me, the feast day of Saint Valentine is a merry occasion for a date with a poorly lit room, the music of Robert Johnson and a bottle of whiskey -- but if you don't suffer from soul-crushing ennui, here are some helpful links to make the festivities more, well, whatever they're supposed to be ... oh, that's right:
romantic!
* Sugar Daddy dating.
* Hey, Derb: Where the ladies at?
* Bald is beautiful.
* A quicky on the holodeck, perhaps?
* How about a menage a trois with Ayn Rand?
* Office nookie.
* Gentlemen, I give you the Field Guide to the Casanova.
* Trying to get that special someone drunk? Do so in the manner God intended: with Sprecher Cupid Weiss.
* Not merely just mail-order brides any more, Russian women are smokin' -- literally.
* Viva La France: a French company actually tailor-makes alibis for couples having affairs.
* And if that doesn't work out for you, The Chief can recommend a few good lawyers.
If you're like me, the feast day of Saint Valentine is a merry occasion for a date with a poorly lit room, the music of Robert Johnson and a bottle of whiskey -- but if you don't suffer from soul-crushing ennui, here are some helpful links to make the festivities more, well, whatever they're supposed to be ... oh, that's right: romantic!
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