Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Grand Theft Bovine

More from the annals of East coast media stereotyping the fly-over states:

Driven by a combination of climate change, trade policies and competition for cattle feed from biofuel producers, global milk prices have doubled over the last two years. In parts of the United States, milk is more expensive than gasoline. There are reports of cows being stolen from Wisconsin dairy farms.

Why can't those punk kids just tip the damn cows like we used to back in the day?

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