James T Harris Calls the First Lady a Ho(e)

Excuse me, I meant "garden tool."

This witty insight apparently costs $8000.

MORE: No sooner did I throw this post up here then did JTH post an idiotic "promotional video" hawking his speaking services. If you want to see someone pander to dozens of people with conservative cliches and platitudes, by all means, check it out.

EVEN MORE: This should almost go without saying, but the assertion Harris makes in the video that the government now controls 51% of the economy is, of course, bullshit.