Saturday, January 10, 2009

Blinding You with Science

8:30 a.m. -- Continental breakfast

9:30 a.m. -- Dr. Frankenstein on his recent translation of Luigi Galvani's "De viribus electricitatis in motu musculari commentarius"

11:00 a.m. -- Breakout session with Dr. Strangelove on atomic timekeeping.

12:00 p.m. -- Lunch

1:00 p.m. -- Dr. Jekyll on Freud's theory of split personalities.

2:00 p.m. -- Dr. Moreau on Darwin's Voyage of the H.M.S. Beagle.

3:30 p.m. -- Q & A with Dr. No on laboratory management.

5:00 p.m. -- Dr. Faust on the role of religion in science.

6:00 p.m. -- Dr. Horrible on proper freeze ray maintenance.

7:30 a.m. -- Reception

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