EVERYONE PANIC! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

"I’ve said in the past that I think we will see violent revolution in our nation within my lifetime. If this passes, I will be certain. "

By the standards of the Wisconsin blogosphere, Owen Robinson is one of the more even-keeled bloggers out there, but when he starts raving about "violent revolution" one really needs to re-evaluate one's definition of nautical balance.

Anyway, he's not alone. Many conservative bloggers in Wisconsin have decided to hoard canned foods and ammo in preparation for the coming 1000 Years of Darkness take-over of the means of production reconquista glorious socialist revolution race war health care reform.

On behalf of the non-perishable foodstuffs industry, I would like to thank you all for contributing to the economy.

There will be no violent revolution in America any time soon, and it's ridiculous to assert as much. At worse there will probably be a hand-full of weekend warriors playing revolutionary at a paintball course picked up for plotting some farcical instigation. To predict a "violent revolution" is to suggest that the fabric of American society is so weak and fragile that it could collapse into chaos at a moment's notice ... or it just suggests that the speaker is paranoid and lives in a constant state of panic and fear. Take your pick.

Anyway, here are some Wisconsin bloggers predicting the End of Days. I guess this means they'll be moving to that lone island of sanity on God's green earth where men can truly live freely unburdened by the heavy-hand of government: Somalia.

Last Best Hope [title]
Is no longer.

B,B & VRWC

The Day America Died.

Peter DiGaudio

Let the tyranny begin.

WISSUP

I am now truly concerned about the future of my country.

Brad V, at LiB

United Socialist States of America.

Badger Blogger

RIP
Individual Freedom

Born: July 4, 1776
Died March 20, 2010

No Runny Eggs

That Pelosi bitch evidently believes she is entitled to be in charge of our lives, and Obama has shown he is nothing more than a tool of the libs>progressives>socialists>commies.

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The level of my anger right now is such that, against my better nature, I am actually wishing HARM on that scum sucking plastic faced whore!

An Ol' Broad Ramblings

The Day Our Freedoms Died.

Texan in Wisconsin

The home of the brave? Yes. Those that fought to separate ourselves from governmental tyranny on our own soils, those who fought socialism and communism abroad, and those who fought and still fight the wars against terrorism, there is bravery. But freedom? The very reason this country was founded, against a system of government control and taxation, and to provide every man freedom from such control, has been betrayed.

Tonight, with the passage of the Health Care Reform Bill, the blue runs from our flag and pools to the ground like the blood given from those brave men who fought and gave their lives for freedom. All we are left with now is a red flag of socialism and a society that would rather take from others than fight for their own.

Tim Dotson

Yo Queen,

About those shots we fired at Lexington, Concord and Bunker Hill? Sorry. I guess we really didn’t mean it. We really want to be just like you after all. And the surrender at Yorktown? Just a big misunderstanding.

Thanks for being cool with it. We’ll send Obama over to bow to you shortly.

Sincerely,

The Democratic Party

James Widgerson (with tongue firmly planted in cheek, one supposes)

Your Freedom, R.I.P.

Berry Laker

Goodnight America...

James T. Harris

Stick a fork in us. We're done.

Billiam's Bloviations