And for Something Completely Different

This might be my most favorite paragraph ever written. No context needed:

Listen, apart from the horror that their use represents, warplanes are pretty cool. They look neat, and when you're a kid, you hold models of them and move around the house and go "woooooooshhhhh" and "pew pew pew" and shoot dad in the face because even at that age you recognize the necessity to eclipse him evolutionarily and Oedipally and also because his aggression cannot stand. 

Of course, if you'd like a little context with your funny, you can always go here.