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Proof that good-looking people can pretty much do nothing and still be loved by all.
* Poetic Justice: Former Sec. of Homeland Security gets
stopped by TSA all the time. "They think I'm a plant." The Chief has no pity.
* When special interest groups collide: burgeoning multi-billion dollar
industry vs. irrelevant prudes. Two men enter.
One man leaves.
* Why's the Packer-Giants game is going to be played at night?
Snow = ratings.
* Racine residents: If you're not interested in those fetuses WRL sent you this week,
Wonkette will totally take them off your hands.
* The party warned you,
Florida and Michigan, not to mess with the primary calender ...
* Ah, the perils of
politicking in Nevada: "When the porn convention came to town everybody knew," Parker explains. "When the election is the next week -- and there was a debate -- nobody knows." On the other hand, I think there is obviously a solution to enhancing voter turnout somewhere wrapped in that quote.
* The Russians are trying to contact aliens ...
the intergalactic kind.
* Sweet, Jesus, this could be
the funniest thing, maybe ever:
Comic superstar Will Ferrell is preparing to run for president — as part of a one-man show he’s looking to take to Broadway later this year.
According to the star of “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy,” “Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby” and the upcoming basketball comedy “Semi-Pro,” he’ll create a new character and give a stump speech, take questions from the audience and even show some political commercials that should poke fun at the entire campaigning process.