tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8892866690662666995.post4340566181260051553..comments2024-01-10T07:49:11.396-06:00Comments on The Chief: What Does Ron Johnson's first Op-ed Piece Tell Us?Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8892866690662666995.post-61093117627169979792011-01-26T20:26:58.202-06:002011-01-26T20:26:58.202-06:00Yo Barack Hussein,mah man! Welcome to Earth http:...Yo Barack Hussein,mah man! Welcome to Earth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfPWpEKhgfk&feature=related<br /><br /><i>hurrr</i>You got pwned in the last elections, I bet that hurt<br /><br />My aides told me the median household earns $49,777. I make more than that in 2 fuckin' weeks. Pwned again, bizatches!<br /><br />'n did I tell you guys I'm The Boss of A Company? Sure am.<br /><br />I wasn't so good at school stuff but I wanna sound smart for a minute in this paragrah.... blah blah herp derp.<br /><br />OKay but no one can really understatd that stuff anyways,it all sounds like white noise to you guys too right?<br /><br />So okay I suppose you're really scared about getting a Pink Slip from your own boss aren't ya? But don't blame your boss or the corporate office, it's the Government's fault.<br /><br />and um, I should probably sound a bit "statesman like" here cuz a lotta ppls will be reading this while they sit on the commode so, here comes another shot of White Noise, hang on, BRB.<br /><br />I might as well pee too as long as I'm set to "Appear Offline", so yeah, *more white noise* in this section too<br /><br />Okay, back. Mm'kay well..you need a job, <i>*yawn*</i>you said that last year too right? I know, it's a bitch, but we're not taking any applications down to Pacur until after Obama looses that 2012 election. <br /><br />And when it's time, I'll be first in line to help.Stewie's Paragraph-by-paragraph Translationnoreply@blogger.com